one person asked other friend who was going to village.Please bring one bottle of urine of cow required for some religious function. Friend inquired,what type?pregnent one's,married or of unmarried? by Anon

Mother; panditji, could you find any match for my daughter? pandit;your expextation about configuration of stars is occuring after two days which happening once in century. by Anon

while surfing net two friends talk: Her expectations indicates she is searching for prince on white horse. She can't that. why? Can't you see,she is from communist country. Her search is worldwide. It is rarity find all such qualities in single men. She can opt for multiple.one for richness,one for physical,one forsexual oriantation other for intellect. by Anon

one friend:what was the effect of that oil you bought yesterday?does it help prolongation? friend:No,it was for her,so that she climaxes soon. Friend inquires:Did she come fast? He murmurs:She slapped me, It was to be applied over condom for her early satisfaction but by mistake i applied under the condome. by Anon